Heinzen's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mind That Child]

My favorite of yours

Ok whoever doesn't like these movies is either offended to easily or not doing the right drugs. I love the 'hard thinking' moments and the blurred conscience of the Ice Cream Man.

[GOP Convention Slideshow]

Good shit.

Hmm, why is it that when conservatives attack liberals their true colors show. For example, we have the mature art of name calling: "justin you little fuck..." Homophobia and misogynism: "...don't you have anything better to do with your time than bitch and moan that al gore got his ass raped in the election." And of course, racism: "im sick of you lame ass democratic jews that cant shut their fucking mouth." Shut your fucking mouth, if there's anything a Banana Republican wants more than to curtail the free speech of opposition, then it's probably to be filthy rich. Speaking of rights being taken away by Republicans, look at the aftermath of Sept 11, do some fucking research people, find out how much your rights have already been raped by President Moron.
By the way, good movie.

[B&W Drama Theater #8]

I'd give you =:( 8^() ) <------ Head

Damn your humor is so consistently excelling above everyone else's in such deceptively simple cartoons. Great music (when you have it) and my favorite line from this one is "You are so primitive".
The Conversation is one of my favs.
I have searched long and hard for some actual entertaining newgrounds stuff that had me laughing off my ass. I have found at it at last. Make em as fast as they come to you.
Reminds me slightly of redmeat.

AlantheBOX responds:

well if that's not flattering i don't know what is. thank you thank you very much.
-alan

[Who Thanked Who?]

Dreamy...

Hey your movies are some of the funniest and most consistently good on newgrounds. The timing and voices in your black and white series are perfect. This movie went perfect with the music and is one of the better, dreamier music videos there are. God I'm stoned.

[Arrogancy: Chapter One]

Really fucking good

The animation is excellent and the story so far is ok, only thing you NEEDNEEDNEED to change are the voices. I'm sure you could find voice actor voulunteers on NG. This is amazing for being done only by one person. Oh yeah and the music is really good too.

[Xiao Xiao No. 5]

whoa

You always amaze the fuck out of me.

[A Dream Lost]

read below

I think the film you were talking about was first a story by Ambrose Bierce, "Occurance at Owl Creek Bridge," a good and quick read which can be found here: http://www.unb.ca/coned/wss/11 45demo/owl2.htm

It was later adapted into a short film by Robert Enrico and was aired as an episode of the Twilight Zone.

Decent movie, if I hadn't read "Occurance at Owl Creek Bridge" first I probably would have enjoyed it more.

[Broken Saints Chapter 1]

Needs motion

Hey it's obvious that you can draw, but even though inkfish was a harsh harsh man, your movies need motion. Sure you could say it's just the style of the movie, but all they are is just drawn out introductions.
You have potential, you just need motion.

[No Remorse]

That is one of the best flashmovies i've ever seen

This movie was so dark and nice and disturbing to see. Very well done and incorporated with the music. It explains school violence so well and doesn't glamorize it at all. One of the best movies on NG.

[Barnyard Shenanigans!]

That was fuckin' bizarre.

Dude that movie was so kick ass and freaky. It was so fucked up (especially the chick, and the pig at the end). Everything was nice and fast paced.

PS what are you on give me some