Heinzen's Reviews

[The Ameba]

loved the voices

and the story it was nice and well done. And while it is spelled "amoeba" I wasn't particularly looking for scientific accuracy in a cartoon featuring talking single-celled organisms with eyeballs.

Keep it up I want to see more

[Nobody's Valentine]

beautiful

I only write reviews if I really really liked it or if I hated it to death.

I love the Beatles but I hate that fucking song... maybe that's the point.

Great shit.

[Ball Factory]

Best fucking thing I've seen....

... on newgrounds. I would kill for your insight. Beautiful.

[Frog Batting]

Curse you for making this...

The most frustrating game I've ever played. 3825 was my final fucking score. I hate this game forever! I got the 20 frogs at least 3 times until I finally killed that damn red frog. Damn this game to hell! I spent way too lonng, way way way tooo long. Damnit all I'm obsessed.

[Revenge on my teacher (2)]

I actually liked it...

Maybe something about funny, repetative mispelling of words gives me a cheap laugh. But the whole thing was just fucked up and obscure. I loved pressing the 'go to hell' button. Great ending.

[Hangaroo]

Very Professional

Good game, well done, challenging. The kangaroo has a good voice but his insults are more annoying than funny. I enjoyed the addictiveness of it all.